If Celebrities Voiced A GPS

  • Matt Smith: Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
  • Tom Hiddleston: Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
  • Daniel Radcliffe: You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
  • Darren Criss: Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
  • Benedict Cumberbatch: You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

spoopyshivers:

spoopyshivers:

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

angryscot:

i’ve read so much fanfiction that i am no longer attracted to boys as a woman, but as a gay male

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hereticnarrative:

Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)

HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.